EatKhash's Halloween decorations
Materials needed
- some blank white paper
- a sharpie
- tape
"Boo!"
"Ghost"
"Homework"
"Dick Cheney!"
sometimes when i want to buy a bottled water, i pay extra for the Fiji water, just cause the bottle and design is so damn cool. And then I make myself think it tastes better than 7-11 or Kirkland water. They all probably get it from the same company.
The Water Company.
the bottle and design is so damn cool?
the bottle and design are so damn cool?
i don't know
but i don't know right now
i need to brush up on my fundamentals
if i keep staying put
i could probably start taking various classes for fun
and for learning
i wanted to go to a meeting, at least there would be people there.
i had to no way to get there, the bus routes wouldn't work
i thought it a waste to pay for a cab
it's funny though, id spend 60 bucks for a cab just to go down there and get a tiny speckle
it's too late now, anyway
so i'll just sit here
i won't eat chocolate
im trying to eat healthy
my friend's drunk
he hasn't contacted me for weeks
i don't blame him last time i insulted him
he says come down here anddrink
hey asshole, how the fuck am i going to get there?
did you forget that night?
he says quitting is for losers
sure the thought crossed my mind
but it's going to feel like putting poison in my body
maybe i am exaggerating,
maybe it's not a big deal
either way, it's not really calling me right now
i'm alone in this
i will always be alone with it
maybe it's because of the dreams
that it's hitting me so hard tonight
what am i to do?
i'm just going to sit here
i'm just going to sit here
im just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
And type
i'm just going to sit here
i'm just going to sit here
i'm just going to sit here
im just going to sit here
and type
im just going to sit here
the images in my brain
imprinted from time after time
i'm just going to sit here
im just going to sit here
i'm just going to sit here
i'm just going to sit here
By typing i won't see it
till i stop
i'm just going to sit here
i'm just going to sit here
bleary eyed
i'm just going to sit here
I'm just going to sit here
and type
i'm just going to sut here
i'm just going to sit here
i'm just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
im just going to sit here
time after time
year after year
i'm just going to sit here
I'm just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
im just going to sit here
it'll always stay there
im just going to sit here
I'm just going to sit here
and type
i'm just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
smoke a cogarette,
pee
that it's hitting me so hard tonight
what am i to do?
i'm just going to sit here
i'm just going to sit here
im just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
And type
i'm just going to sit here
i'm just going to sit here
i'm just going to sit here
im just going to sit here
and type
im just going to sit here
the images in my brain
imprinted from time after time
i'm just going to sit here
im just going to sit here
i'm just going to sit here
i'm just going to sit here
By typing i won't see it
till i stop
i'm just going to sit here
i'm just going to sit here
bleary eyed
i'm just going to sit here
I'm just going to sit here
and type
i'm just going to sut here
i'm just going to sit here
i'm just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
im just going to sit here
time after time
year after year
i'm just going to sit here
I'm just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
im just going to sit here
it'll always stay there
im just going to sit here
I'm just going to sit here
and type
i'm just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
Im just going to sit here
smoke a cogarette,
pee
EatKhasho Bordello
Eat
Khash
is the Best
no one else is
is the Best
dun dun
dun dun
dun da dun
dun dun dun dun
dun da dun
dun dun
dun dun
dun da dun
dun dun dun dun
dun da dun
Hey!
dun dun
dun dun
dun da dun
dun dun dun dun
dun da dun
dun dun
dun dun
dun da dun
dun dun dun dun
dun da dun
Hey!
eh, that's good enough
i am the rockafeller of anger
the potent fear and the pill
that makes you bigger
the foolish wisdom of fantasies
the mistress of my wayward dreams
the streets have become taboo
with stimuli and open wounds
objects are rarely seen but used
and actions follow
conscious decisions
but trigger effects
don't have to move
just messin around while i drink my tea
Feed the meat
He's her Arrow
the milky feet
Cocoa butter
from Albuquerque
wind rolls 'round
hurricanrada
it took my brother
insane asylums
always serve the same deserts
feces on the wall
in the hole
rats sniff and snort
and crush that pill
on the magic carpet
sprinkling from a
pixie's crystal wand
pixie's crystal wand
She has become bones
with some skin and some teeth
her hair is frail on her skull
and her Wizard Sleeze
he calls to her
He's her Arrow
Mr. Enchantment
Isco's amazing!
opps that was Bale with the set-up on the 5th goal
Madrid and Sevilla always have great games
Madrid and Sevilla always have great games
while I wait for the game to start
The Lovely Bones is such a sad movie. I watched it first on an airplane a few years ago; I was enthralled. I got in trouble with the stewardess because I kept putting my head-phones back on. But now, I can't watch it. Even the music is too much.
"It's all here: fast-kicking, low-scoring, and ties? You bet!"
"Open wide for some soccer!"
I ordered a channel that's going to show all the La Liga games. Today is Real Madrid vs. Sevilla. I noticed with that came some NBA channels--which I see no reason, why I shouldn't watch. I'd like to catch some games on my free time. The New York Knicks, I like. Hell, I'll support any New York team, I don't care about the sport : the Yankees, the Mets, the Rangers, the Buffalo Bills, the New York Throwball team.
A Man has nightmares because one side of him has to use the facilities and another side of him
....is too stubborn to acknowledge it--or too lazy to get up--and they both fight like colorful dragons.
It's not just women
We all have a little vishap in us
It's not just women
We all have a little vishap in us
Not really doing my stomach or liver any favors today
I'll start eating a little healthier tomorrow, maybe some light evening exercises to fill my time, start actually going to meetings, maybe start a farming business, raise some chickens!
So today I did eat pretty healthy, I think. I had some seaweed chips, a turkey/cranberry sandwich, and some jerky. I had rice and a salad, and spinach baked in bread. But I did use a lot of butter and salt for the spinach and bread. My stomach feels a little better, but I still can't lie down easy without feeling the thumping and slight pangs below. Ah, prolly the cigs and caffeine so close to bed. I know, but I was watching something funny for awhile. These will be easier to cut down once I start an excercise routine, but quitting both the drinks and cigs at once--I think that's asking too much.
So today I did eat pretty healthy, I think. I had some seaweed chips, a turkey/cranberry sandwich, and some jerky. I had rice and a salad, and spinach baked in bread. But I did use a lot of butter and salt for the spinach and bread. My stomach feels a little better, but I still can't lie down easy without feeling the thumping and slight pangs below. Ah, prolly the cigs and caffeine so close to bed. I know, but I was watching something funny for awhile. These will be easier to cut down once I start an excercise routine, but quitting both the drinks and cigs at once--I think that's asking too much.
Sober again, time to bust out my to-do pile
It's amazing how clear and peaceful and ambitious my head is today.
I had severe anxiety the last few days because of the withdrawal, where--besides thinking this is the end; my heart is about to stop--I could only imagine what people feel as they're getting murdered or raped or in a doomed airplane or drowning car or fighting a bear, and how terrible life is if you're only born to anticipate death or getting robbed at gunpoint...and then you die, and then what?
It's funny, with the stimulants, you don't care about your heart cause you got the euphoria that trumps the thumping of the uncouth night; but withdrawal, you can't even sleep unless you drink because your heart won't let you. You close your eyes and you swirl down into a trance, and thoughts turn into an on-going scene, but you immediately jump up
I don't know. It still feels weird when I lie down. How the hell do people sleep on their backs sober? I'm a lover, baby--I need to always be in cuddling position. Squeezed lemon in perrier.
Mass Killing of Dogs in Romania
http://www.latimes.com/world/worldnow/la-fg-wn-romania-stray-dogs-death-law-20131008,0,4839253ytetli64.story#axzz2ibDHw4QB
Jesus, that guy's dead?
He was just there!
I was just laughing with him!
He was short and Persian and so-well dressed.
Always in European dress-shirts.
I'd watch his eyes every time a good looking woman walked in.
I thought he was great.
I saw a clip on CNN from the Kenya attacks, security footage.
One victim I recall slips and can't hide
he gets shot, then struggles in blood to crawl
and another cocksucker walks by and shoots him dead
Marseille is like me with all my friends
what Marseille should do in the next group game, is one defender should bust out a yo-yo during the game, another should start eating strawberries from his pocket, a striker should light up a cigarette during a counter attack on the side, and the coach should be reading his mail and crumpling it up and throwing it at fans
and the defensive midfielder should be stalking the ref the whole game
and the defensive midfielder should be stalking the ref the whole game
Man I saw once a week died of a heart attack last week
i found out today; he was 56
why'd you use the semi-colon?
If a man put a gun to your head,
You, I'm talking to you!
- Who, Them?
No, you.
Would you act so suicidal?
Nah, bitch. You'd be shitting your pants!
That gun-toter would be like,
"Ah, man! He shat his pants, gross!"
so weird that he doesn't exist anymore
i can't understand it
he was smiling
He said, "You just bring it! We'll sell it"
poor guy
i found out today; he was 56
why'd you use the semi-colon?
If a man put a gun to your head,
You, I'm talking to you!
- Who, Them?
No, you.
Would you act so suicidal?
Nah, bitch. You'd be shitting your pants!
That gun-toter would be like,
"Ah, man! He shat his pants, gross!"
so weird that he doesn't exist anymore
i can't understand it
he was smiling
He said, "You just bring it! We'll sell it"
poor guy
we're
all
lisning
to you
try to
be
So
stu
pid
who's we?
That's me!
uh-
oh
what was that pang?
why is it weirdly
pumping?
why is it weirdly
pumping?
why is my
mother so depressed
mother so depressed
must be
from
all I said
and did
and did did
there is no
energy to her
she be looking like a zombie
i called her
worthless
then i got real drunk
and then
i
Felt
real warm
and
not
sput
ter
Ing
little
maggots
in my brain
having their day!
god bless 'em
the essence of my butt is crud
the essence of a pony is yum-yum good salt lick
the essence of James worthy is tall
the essence of a fat man is obesity
the essence of a journey is get drunk as soon as you can so we some can hide here again
and then we can split off
ring a round the rosy
catch a pony by the toe
if the dog screams that means you sat on her accidentally
the essence of a pony is yum-yum good salt lick
the essence of James worthy is tall
the essence of a fat man is obesity
the essence of a journey is get drunk as soon as you can so we some can hide here again
and then we can split off
ring a round the rosy
catch a pony by the toe
if the dog screams that means you sat on her accidentally
Listen, I can't see quite blurry
If this the CIA: This is all fiction.
If this my secretary: I need a cheeseburger...curly fries, I'm thinking. Or rather, a CIA, or a BBQ Chicken Sandwich with Surly Flies. Call Fred. Tell him I disagree with Ted. Call my wife: tell her we'll BBQ one of our children tonight. Tell her you'll wait forever for her, in bed.
If this my secretary: I need a cheeseburger...curly fries, I'm thinking. Or rather, a CIA, or a BBQ Chicken Sandwich with Surly Flies. Call Fred. Tell him I disagree with Ted. Call my wife: tell her we'll BBQ one of our children tonight. Tell her you'll wait forever for her, in bed.
Get up, you bum!
-I'm done with friends! They are in the pursuit of money.
-Yea, that sounds like something you would say.
-Sex?
-What would you do if you had it, Playboy?
-So what? So, what should I?
- I'm not going to answer that for you.
- (groan)
- You're not the only one who is alone. Look at the crumb-bums.
- So, what.
- Just fuckin rise!
- You mean like Mickey?
- That's cute. Sure.
you're quite the dramatist
yea, well, what do you expect? We kind of dug ourselves a hole.
-Just talk to me.
Call now for your reverse mortgage secrets and no obligation secrets
my love is planet newfoundland
my heart when you sit on it, just gets bigger
stick a needle in me
and my blood drips out
Then like acid
and some smoke
Need more bananas!
i can't keep doing this day and night
can't i be addicted to women's feet
or sunshihne lollipops
or bananas?
can't i be addicted to women's feet
or sunshihne lollipops
or bananas?
How can I possibly be honest with you?
What is it that I want from you?
Your skin is like home to me
Your breath is like my breath
--I need it to breathe.
I need a cigarette when I'm with you, woman
like the whims of the restless air,
Your are my bird
And I am yours even with a broken wing
-- You make me rise.
Sex. Now!
Okay, Slap!
Sure, I'll cuddle with you, baby
nice little breasts on my face like
dew in the morning
like the crisp tender air
then the soft chill of my bones shaking
---I'm with my Woman!
things ive been into on netflix lately when sober enough
30 rock
the jeffrey dalhmer files
the devil's double
Irreversible
pusher 3: i am the angel of death
after the wedding
The office (us) esp. The only good scene in season 9 when dwight schrute uses the shotgun at the schrute funeral
rowan atkinson's stand-up
My tenth grade English teacher Mr. campbell
"nothing that you felt before
that no one else has ever felt"
that no one else has ever felt"
nirvana
when i was younger i liked to go to record shops--you guys still know what those are, right?--and find some Nirvana bootlegs like Outcesticide, Roma, Dressed for Success, Fecal Matter...I know Krist N. didn't like it, but it was a way for me to hear more Nirvana. Thanks, guys.
eatkhash's jukebox list
1. the pretenders - back on the chain gang
2. radiohead - kid a (song)
3. radiohead - the bends (song)
4. bob marley - could you be loved
5. Rolling stones - gimme shelter
6. brother ali- self-taught
7. Of montreal - grolandic edit
8. creedence clearwater - have you ever seen the rain?
9. pavement - range life
10. nirvana - school ( live)
Cutest thing about Chelsea was how we got her. I picked her out from the shelter for my sister and her beau at the time, but others wanted her so we had to enter into a raffle. My cousin was visiting from Holland, and my mom told us, we had to get up early to enter all of our names. We were hung over; him with his sexy European man-thong, me in boxers. We didn't get up. She still won the raffle. My sister didn't want her. Nobody wanted her--but now she's mine.
amazing the difference one beer makes
red olives - once you think you're about to die, everything tastes really fucking good
What's going on in the soccer world?
Let's see, Mexico is riding a pro-American sentiment. That should help our relations. There was no reason for the US to try so hard.
....Bayern Munich and Barcelona still suck.
....Bayern Munich and Barcelona still suck.
damn, i've been so self-absorbed i've forgotten i kinda smell
a little man-odor is good for the ladies
it's like calcium
Have you heard of a guy named Nikolai Gogol?
Couldn't finish his novel cause he went crazy.
He inspired Dostoevsky--bam! That's all you need to know.
been hearing this song on the radio...always gives me a tear
only sumthin sumthin
Only know your love when you let her go
...And you let her go.
Only know your love when you let her go
...And you let her go.
Welcome to Arm-WrestleMania!
Tolstoy vs. Dostoevsky. --Sorry, that one's on pay-per-view.
Tonight we have
Pushkin vs.Chekhov
Gogol vs. the entire Gogol Bordello
Turgenev vs. the diary of a Superfluous Man
Man, you drinkin Jagermiser?
Don't ever forget what the Germans did!
...yea, that's right, Volkswagen!
...yea, that's right, Volkswagen!
soy bomb
Don't act like an Aristocrat. We all know what you left in the air on that aisle of Whole Foods. Come back and wine taste it. By now, it's permeating.
shopping list
-absolut vodka
-subtle weed pipe
-pop tarts -cookie dough flavor
-russian ham
-basturma
-eggplant caviar
-fresh loaf of bread
Someone should give both of us ten dollars
-I bet you ten dollars.
-No way, I know you're right. I called it before you did. Let's see the driver.
-No way, I know you're right. I called it before you did. Let's see the driver.
Except Asians, but especially South Koreans.. I don't care what you call me. They have no business on US Roads. I'm tired of ascribing to the whole trick of the mind sort of thing. Stick to interesting cinema and jumping around technology like the Rolling Stones just came into town.
Worst drivers on this planet, and at least two more--that I've heard of.
(Most of the pageview spam says South Korea. Broke my heart.)
Worst drivers on this planet, and at least two more--that I've heard of.
(Most of the pageview spam says South Korea. Broke my heart.)
Between Jeffrey Dahmer and Uday Hussein, I'm making too many enemies
By the way, did you know that Ted Bundy, while acting as his own attorney, had the audacity to ask a witness if she could identify the perpetuator in the courtroom?
And she goes, "Yea, it was you."
This is not good. He knows on
- It's, "Up on."
- It's not, "Upon," and it's not even, "Up on," stupid. Listen to what I'm saying : He knows...where I live!
- Who?
- Jeffrey. He heard me say it. I know he did. I get paranoids at night.
- Ahahaha! You said, "Paranoids."
- I watch my windows. I don't need this shit, too.
- Ha! You said, "Turds!"
- It's, "Up on."
- It's not, "Upon," and it's not even, "Up on," stupid. Listen to what I'm saying : He knows...where I live!
- Who?
- Jeffrey. He heard me say it. I know he did. I get paranoids at night.
- Ahahaha! You said, "Paranoids."
- I watch my windows. I don't need this shit, too.
- Ha! You said, "Turds!"
There is something I'm curious about. I'm fairly certain that one of the bouncers at a bar I frequent--that is, pump money into--does not like me, and might be planning on killing me--more likely wishing me ill fate. And now, I'm certain, as something peculiar happened this evening, which I will relate to you, just in case--it was that fat, blond metalhead who has the Stare of Jefferey Dahmer at The Park. I'm pretty good friends with the other bouncer and the waitress who works those nights, in terms of endearment. The other thing I noticed is Jeffery Metalhead has a young/Uncle relationship with the elder bouncer--they actually might be related. I'm quite fond of the elder bouncer, as he seems like a very good man, and we always use coarse language on each other, but lately I've been getting an uneasy feeling from Jeffery Metal Head--not so much that he doesn't respond to my drunken witticisms, but just from the way he stares at me.
So, today, I told my barkeep I'm going to write you a witty letter in lieu of a tip (layaway), as is my wont, but then I saw Jeffrey's Uncle, and I said, "Me, you, tic-tac-to!" So we played, and I won very quickly--which is odd--and then he went to his business and I went to write my tip on ______ notepad, and Jeffrey grabbed it from my hands and he said no more letters for tonight with that dull blankness to his fat bearded face. I guess I got angry, but I didn't think it warranted yet, making a scene.
I told ____, in a note which I wrote out of spite: That guy's going to be a serial killer.
Metalheads
- The guy ate a bird's head off, and what are you doing? You're headbanging. You look like a wannabe-bull--a true American.
When I see people looking at me
I imagine what they might see
then I realize what they probably see.
We got no one line
that clings us together--
prolly cause we'd be crying and embracing each other
instead of going out and making that sweet sweet
Love? We got no love.
People have taken it
and it's in their room
I imagine what they might see
then I realize what they probably see.
We got no one line
that clings us together--
prolly cause we'd be crying and embracing each other
instead of going out and making that sweet sweet
Love? We got no love.
People have taken it
and it's in their room
Rain is Good
I imagine homeless people appreciate it.
Bottle it up, call it Gluten-free Organic
and sell it to hipsters.
Rain Water - rain, rain go away
EatKhash won't sell out
Fuck yea! I will.
Give me a million dollars,
I'll stop writing right now!
Monaco, Nice
Here I come!
In my red 1960s Aston Martin,
Bahama,
Bahama Mama!
What now?
- I'll tell you what now.
- Oh, that...don't wink at me, you look like a stupid little pixie who just farted. But you're huge.
- Oh, you have to bring that up.
- What do you mean? You're six feet tall!
- Shit the size of a tree trunk. Is that what you were going to say?
- You have to get over it. You can't live in Neverland.
- Why not? It's imaginary... I have to throw up.
- So what else is new? That's why we eat soup.
Whacha' laughin' aboot, Canadian Jamaica?
If I go out with a girl, and she has to pick me up because of my recent
glug-glug drive drive,
Do I still have to open the car door for her when we get out of Burger King?
Fuckin valet. What's he smirking at?
That smug motherfucker!
( )
( )
( )
( )
That's us rolling on the floor in front of her car.
Some times, when I get really lonely,
I put both my legs over my head and try to pretend I'm a pretzel being eaten by my babe during Oktoberfest.
Work? What? Again!
-I did it. I finally did it! We finally did it!
-We?
-Where the fuck would you be without me? What are you, going to be a bank teller? A loan consultant?
-We should have written some stories, man. Our shit's only three words.
-Eh, there's nothing left. Maybe we can trick them into thinking we compressed it.
-You mean our anthology?
-Yea, why not?
-We?
-Where the fuck would you be without me? What are you, going to be a bank teller? A loan consultant?
-We should have written some stories, man. Our shit's only three words.
-Eh, there's nothing left. Maybe we can trick them into thinking we compressed it.
-You mean our anthology?
-Yea, why not?
well, since im dying ill make my greatest of lists
fashion designers
1. armani
2. gucci
3. yves st. Laurent
4. louie v.
greatest professional wrestlers
1. bret hart
2. undertaker
3. shawn michaels
4. hulk hogan (he only knew 4 wrestling moves, but you gotta respect what he did for the sport)
Cereal
1. cinnamon toast crunch
2. honeycomb
3. honey nut cherrios
4. fruit loops or fruity pebbles
5. apple jacks
6. golden grams
7. frosted flakes (they're great)
Ninja Turtles Cereal -ineligible
Nickelodeon shows
1. Are you afraid of the dark?
2. the adventures of pete and pete
3. Clarissa explains it all
Greatest episodes of the simpsons
off the top of my head, I would say, Homer's Triple Bypass, the prohibition episode, Hurricane Neddy, the Springfield Files, the monorail, you only live twice, the one with daryl strawberry, the one where Marge becomes a cop because it's got Homer trying to make a mad dash, the treehouse of horror episode with Bill Clinton and Bob Dole was really good...i dunno, lots more.
I never cared for the episode where Lisa becomes a vegetarian. Prolly the only episode in the first 12 seasons that made me angry.
I never cared for the episode where Lisa becomes a vegetarian. Prolly the only episode in the first 12 seasons that made me angry.
like not ungood, but good
I'm pretty sure it's my liver.
Why can't alcohol be so like, unbad?
So I can keep drinking and not die.
Why can't alcohol be so like, unbad?
So I can keep drinking and not die.
One time I'm driving through Brentwood during work, there's this blonde girl on the bus stop, a good-looking, dignified woman. Behind her sits an old, bearded fat hobo in a wheel chair, probably missing some teeth, trying to flirt with her and smile. She's trying her best not to give him a response. He's got one arm leaning on the back of the bench, and the other is rummaging through the garbage can.
Funniest thing I ever saw.
Uday Hussein
How horrible do you have to be, when America will sacrifice its entire army and destroy the entire country, just to kill you?
They stole a billion dollars once they had to go on the run. It's not like they could deposit it somewhere. They probably had to carry that with them, not to speak of the gold. How much money do you need?
To the mailman
-You guys are early today.
-I'm just picking up his routes.
-What happened? Someone go Postal?
When I have a son...or a dughter
-This is a Real Madrid house!
Barcelona? Kick him out of the house.
Barcelona? Kick him out of the house.
Babe, where you been?
You been out in Morocco?
I had a dream,
i had a dream last night!
We had a lion as a pet,
i said
We can't keep it!
It's going to bite someone!
2prts. Waldendorf's Nighttime Cold and Flu
1prt. mouthwash
some parts. scraping resin from your pipe
I call it, Desperation, baby.
(In bed)
-(man, in underwear, lying on his side in bed)
What do you think?
-(woman) Are you trying to pose while you talk to me?
-(tanned face) No. That's absurd!
-Absurd? Where did you get that from?
-I happen to read when I tan...sometimes.
-The only thing you read is Tan Magazine.
-So!
-So?
-I like to do my research. Some people like to be the best at making tomato sauce. Some people like to be the best gamers.
-You want to be the best Tan you wanna be.
-Exactly!
if only cigarette commercials were allowed on TV
-I wanna go to sleep.
-I know. But I'm going to smoke this cigarette first.*
*This one's the schizo version.
-I know. But I'm going to smoke this cigarette first.*
*This one's the schizo version.
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