What now?

- I'll tell you what now.
- Oh, that...don't wink at me, you look like a stupid little pixie who just farted.  But you're huge.
- Oh, you have to bring that up.
- What do you mean?  You're six feet tall!
- Shit the size of a tree trunk.  Is that what you were going to say?
- You have to get over it.  You can't live in Neverland.
- Why not?  It's imaginary...  I have to throw up.
- So what else is new?  That's why we eat soup.

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