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- Ahoy hoy?

- What's good?

- Just listing.

- Ah, me too.  I was doing some goodass listing earlier this evening.

- Name one right now!

- List of my favorite Exports of Papa New Guinea.  Bam!

- ...damn, that is good.  Nicely done.  You can really go wild with that one. Which topped the list?

- Platnium, child.

- Of course.  I'm making a list of my Elementary Schoolteachers by How Poignant the Coffee Breath.

- Not bad.  Not bad at all.  What are you doing tomorrow?

- Eating khash.

- Great, I love khash.

- You've never had khash.

- Yea, but I think I love it.

- Then I'll probably sleep the whole day. Come by; we'll compare lists.

- Sounds good.

- Only we shouldn't sit so close together.

- Oh, cause of the garlic?

- Yea.

- Shit, I was planning on asking that girl out at the hawaiian joint.

- You haven't asked her out yet?

- I'm working on it.

- She wants a stallion, ____.

- And I'm going to make her dream come true.  I'm warming her up.  First, we talk about fish; then we talk about love.

- Well said.  Hey, you take care of that.

- Things will get done.  I gotta go; I'm trying to open up a can of Spam.

- Never had it.

- You've never had Spam?

- I'm an immigrant, ____.  I don't even know what the fuck is in it.

- Nobody knows what's in it.

- All right, see ya.

- Have a good night.  I love you.  You're my best friend.