-(Chad NewBrunswick) What guy?
-(Vinnie Baguette) You know, the guy—the guy with the thing.
-(Chad NewBrunswick) No, which guy?
-(Vinnie Baguette) That bastard.
-(Chad NewBrunswick) Fat Bastard or the rat bastard with the simulcast?
-(Vinnie Baguette) Fat Bastard.
-(Chad NewBrunswick) Show him in.
-(Vinnie Baguette) C'mere you sonuvabitch—
-(Chad NewBrunswick) Christ, I meant help him in; he's got no eyes.
-(Vinnie Baguette) Here he is, Boss.
Enter Fat Bastard
-(Chad NewBrunswick) Where's the money from the sandwiches?
-(Fat Bastard) You didn't have to blind me, you sons of bitches. I could get you the money—you didn't have to do that.
-(Chad NewBrunswick) I apologize; that was an oversight.
-(Fat Bastard) Mother Mary and Heaven, I can't fuckin see!
-(Chad NewBrunswick) Look, what's done is done.
-(Fat Bastard) I can't piss without running into a wall.
-(Vinnie Baguette) How do you wipe your ass?
-(Fat Bastard) Fuck you, you rat bastard!
-(Vinnie Baguette) Watch it now! You the Fat Bastard.
-(Chad NewBrunswick) That's enough, both of yous. Vinnie, get the car.
Exit Vinnie
-(Chad NewBrunswick) Where's the money?
-(Fat Bastard) I can get it.
-(Chad NewBrunswick) For your eyes, I'm going to give you a week to find your way around to getting it. You're lucky to be alive. You're lucky it was just your eyes. (passing Fat Bastard as he exits the room)
- (Fat Bastard, sobbing) How do I get out of here?
- (Chad NewBrunswick, pauses) ...I'll send Vinnie to come get you.
Exit Chad NewBrunswick
- (Fat Bastard, under his voice) ...sonuvabitch!
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