excerpts from my upcoming screenplay

(Establishing Shot)

Fade In:

-...That Fat Bastard, he's eating more sandwiches than he's selling—That's why he can't pay us.

Dissolve To:

(Ext. Street, Favor on Vinnie Baguette)

-Where is the money for the sandwiches!  ...Rat bastard.

-Fat Bastard.  His name is Fat Bastard.

-Fat Bastard.  Whatever!

(Intercut)

-And check his wallets, too.

-Uh, sir?  He's only got one wallet.

-Well then, check that one... I'm working with idiots.  And where the fuck is Jimmy?  Has anyone seen Jimmy the Bitch?

- (Eatkhash from Boston) Have you checked the baaaaars?

Cut To

(Int. Office, Mahogany Furniture)

-Sir, we gouged his eyes out, like you said.

-What do you mean, "Gouged his eyes?"

-We gouged them out.  We took 'em out.

-They're gone?

-Both of them.

-Let me ask you something: Are you a seeing eye-dog?

-(laughs) No...why?

-How the fuck is he going to get my sandwich money if he can't see!

-But, Boss, you said—

-I meant threaten him!  You took the poor guy's eyes out.

-Oh, jeez, Boss...when you say it like that...

-Go on, get out of here.

-So you're not mad, boss?

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