funny dream

Man observing little kid at grocery store with his mother

- Hey kid, why do you get the DayQuil for $5, when the store brand is $4.30? I'm just curious.  Is there a difference?

- (pushing his cart away) Because I'm not gay like you.

- Stupid kid. That's because you're not paying for it...  (fuming, his voice down the aisle) That's because you're gay ...elf-fucker!