- What are you doing?

- I am literally stopping what I'm doing to talk to you.

- Is that good?

- It's wonderfully terrible.

- What is?

- Love.

- You call this love?

- Isn't it?

- It's a real estate deal.

- Oh.  Can I be frank with you?

- Okay.

- Great.  Then call me Frank!

- You're stupid.

- Your butt's stupid.

- The phone's buzzing; it must be from your end.  Stick it in the bathtub and I'll call you in five.

- No, don't.  There won't be any need.  I repeat, there won't be any need.

- What are you, Tony Two-Times?

- It really was from my end.

- You're gross.

- Your butt's gross.

- I have to go; my niece is here.

- What's her name?  

- Arpi, like Sharpie.  Oh my god, what's she wearing?  ...It's probably just a trend of the times-- I have to go.

- Wait.

- What?

- Does she look like the Macho Man?

- Bye.

- Knock - knock!

- I'm hanging up.

- Chickenbutt!  No, wait--