You don't steal from Chad NewBrunswick!

- You know what this is?  It's $100.  You got anything to say for yourself?
- I got a sick grandmother.

- I don't care if you got a sick great-grandmother: You don't steal from Chad NewBrunswick!

- It won't happen again.

- I don't care if it's $20

- Yes, sir.

- I don't care if it's $19

- Yes, sir.

-I don't care if it's $18

- Yes--

-No, listen.. I don't care if it's $17 

- It won't happen again.

-I don't care if it's 16 dammit: You don't steal from Chad NewBrunswick!  Consider this your one and only warning.

- Ok.

- I don't care if it's $15!

- (barkeep) You kinda have to take his battery out.  He does this every night.