-Hello!  Who is this!

-Umm,  It's ____.  Do you remember me?

-Babe?

-Yea I didn't--

-No hold on... I dropped my Big Mac when I found a marble stone in the ground--now I'm fighting with a possum, a squirrel, a couple cats, and my fuckin dogs.  It's a battle royale.    Babe, call me back.  Also, I love you.