-What it is, baby?  What it is?  It's the Eatkhash show, sponsored by Duncan's Toy Chest, "Five floors of cash!"  Tonight, who we got?

-It's Eatkhash, baby.

-It's him, himself.  What you got for us tonight?

-Faaaaaaak!  What part of tonight did I skip out on?  But no, listen, here see--I'm not into none of that...now!...no, see!  I'm into Spring Water!  That's what's on my mind, like sparklets free of minerals, drifting down my mind, into my head like energy juices!

-We'll be right back.  Spring Water, straight from the source...