-Look--what's your name?
-Tadei.
-Tadea, I think there's certain body parts of a man that is seen as unmanly to shave: namely, your legs, your chest--and to a lesser degree, your back and your shoulders. Your face? That's a canvas. But your eyebrows? Well, there's a certain touchiness in its aesthetic quality.
- So you think I should shave it? I'll do it bro!
-I don't know yet, I'm still debating....look, if a guy drives a brand new Matserati convertible, but you get hit by one of those bushes watching it pass by....I don't know. Now, that Matserati?
-It's in my wife's father's name.
-That's not what I meant.
-Well if they find out I lasered my eyebrows, they couldn't take the Masterati.
- Yea, but look. That's not what I meant.
- But what, Lov?
- ...I don't know, but for now let's just try to get you in the club scene with those eyebrows. Heck, maybe it could be your thing, like that guy with curly hair?
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