-Hello, welcome to Diana Speaks Her Mind.   Now we all know that this used to be the Lisa Robbins Show--of course, till she had a misunderstanding...with her NA sponsor!  

(audience laughs)

But no, seriously, girls, it is our show now!  Back then, God Bless Her, it was her show.  But it is our show,  it is our show now!  Let's wish her all the best and that she doesn't one day sleep on her back on choke on her own vomit.
(audience laughs)

Today we have a fascinating show--and as a preventive measure, my producers asked me to disclose that only white women were allowed to participate on this segment,  as a request by our guest, International Brotha Love!