two trout fishes
in a swimming pool
Baby, i'm gonna
eat your poo

two jerk chickens
in a country store
being jerks
to the customers

two ducks hunting
in a Range Rover
they're el-e-gant
bach-e-lors

two fox trotting out
of a convenience mart
with a  Moon Pie and
a two pints of booze

And the moo-cow goes:
Moooooo!
And the moo-cow goes:
Moooooo!

two free chickens
in a free-range range
and the range range range
and the range range range

two free chickens
in a free-range range
and the range range range
and the range range range

And the moo-cow goes:
Moooooo!
And the moo-cow goes:
Moooooo!

two trout chickens
in the fun-drink farm
half-past drunk with
the fox and ducks

two trout chickens
in the fun-drink farm
half-past drunk with
the fox and ducks

And the moo-cow goes:
Moooooo!
And the moo-cow goes:
Moooooo!





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