This is the age of making things happen.
This is the age of taking action.

You pay your taxes,
Enjoy your domestic beer
and appreciate a Good Deal.

You take things head on.
So why should you suffer from erectile dysfunction?

We here appreciate your right to a Good Bulge.

And after an honest conversation with your doctor,
you can enjoy all the perks of the little league park,
from your window.

After all, you've earned it!