I gots to take a mad shit,
The kind of shit
all other shits
call a psychopath.
I've kept it in all day,
to keep it more intense.

I spoke to an old Hindu woman,
She told me of a beggar
who called her Mama and asked for change.
She told him,
"If I'm Mama and you're 27,
get a job and take care of me."
She held out her hand and he ran away.
She made me laugh,
but I had to balance on one leg.

She told me she wanted sweets with her coffee,
but she wasn't allowed,
I said, I see, and bit my lip.
Her husband worked out all his life,
ate healthy, and died of a blood vessel two months ago.
She found him dead on the ground.
So now she eats all the sweets.

She almost made me cry
cause there was pain and anger in her eyes,
I held her head and said,
"Lady, I gots to take a shit!"