- We have time for a burning desire.  Would anyone like to share?  Go ahead.

- Yea, they're not messing around when they say, "Party Bag." Even when everyone around you leaves you, you're on the kitchen floor in your underwear, with the bag between your legs.  One night I went out to buy more milk.  I had the route memorized.  But for some odd reason, at the last intersection, instead of making a right, I made a left, and that's how I ended up here.  It was the best decision I ever made. Thank you.