Nothing's going my way today. All my jokes are miss. A girl's friend and coworker was recently fired, and I said what happened, fight over the same guy?  And they had.  I tried to hit on a woman so I sat myself down at her table and asked her how are you?  I didn't know what direction to take my pitch so I asked her how are you three more times and she asked me if I was retarded.  I spotted a little kid at a nearby table staring at me so I made a movement with my head and body like I was about to sock him. Just then another woman walked past and I turned my head and told her I love you and she didn't even say I love you back.   then the original woman called security on me.  She was gelus, and I said, You old dog, you still got it.