quite drunk

Say it loud...

...say it Proud.  We can

- But I'm not gay

- Join in, big guy

- But I'm not gay. I'm just trying to get across the street.

- Come on, Big Chest

- I'm just trying to cross the street, to that Asian fellow, the vendor across the street selling shaved ice.  I was hoping for some condensed milk.  Never mind the boba—No boba!

- What's the hold up?

- He's confused!  

- In this day and age?

- He wants boba.

- No boba!  You gays think you got it—

- What did he call us?

- I think he called us queer, Jack.

- I didn't call you you queer.  No, I didn't call you queer.

- What's your problem, Jack?

- Man, I just want some condensed milk.

- He just wants some condensed milk.  That's adorable!

- Oh, in this day and age! C'mon, Brother, you feel more comfortable now?

- You gays think you know everything

- C'mon buddy, join in.

- Fudge off, I need him to drizzle on some condensed milk. You guys ain't know shit. For a dollar? That's the real—

- Ain't know shit?

- He's Jim Jones!