-Mike, how am I ever going to get auto insurance?

- What do you mean, Janelle?

- I've shopped online, and the quotes those other guys gave me are just way out of my budget.

- You looked all around, Janey?

- It's Janelle.  Yea, even the bus stop ads!

-  Well, I got a number for you.  Are you ready?  It's 1- 866-666-4020.

- But my credit is whack; my ex—

- No credit?  Bad credit?  Double 0 Negative Credit?  No Problem!

- You mean someone will give me and my broken credit a shot?

- Of course!  They got you!  866 Six Sixty-Six, 4020.

- What's that number again?

- It's 866 Six Sixty-Six, 4020.

- Mike, what's that number again?

- Bitch, you stupid!