- Who this?

- It's your daddy, bitch.

- What's uppers?

- What does that even mean?

- Hey, you called me!

- What are you doing?

- Eating Kentucky Fried Chicken in my car at the park, looking at trees.

- You're eating KFC, in your car, at the park, watching trees grow?

- It's not KFC; I got it by the airport.  It's still Kentucky Fried Chicken over there.

- I'm having beers on my porch; you should stop by.

- I quit drinking.

- Since when?

- I dunno, it's been like 3 or 4 days.

- No fuckin way.

- Yea, I don't mess with those sinful spirits no more. 

- No fuckin way.

- That shit's whack.

- I got some Johnny Walker Double Black a client gave me.

- Hold on, I got a pamphlet (voice in distance) I'm supposed to read...in moments like...(grunting, voice coming back) While I appreciate your generous offer, I have made the courageous—

- Gentleman Jack.

- You're a loser, _____. Always have been.

- Hey maybe I should get some KFC.  That sounds good.

- It's not KFC. Hey, you gotta start calling me more often.  I need shit to do.

- Yea, okay.  I'll call you.  We'll go eat.