- Here he comes.
- Get ready for some legendary chit-chat.
- Get into position everybody!
- Should I use this?
- No, he's too witty; you're better off just recording him.
- Hey asshole, mind your own business... What have you been telling him, Esther?
- He said, recording him. We weren't—
- Here he comes!
- (guy entering store in the middle of a conversation) ...So I says to her, Are you his nurse?  Oh, great. Where's the cafeteria?  I'm starving. ... Hey guys! How are you?  ...That's good to hear... About the same...Whatcha' got there?  ....A salad, huh?  What happened, you went to the doctor?
- Did you get that, Gilroy?
- All of it, Gene.
- (Guy continues talking) What are these, samples?  ... White chocolate?  Hey, do I still have to pay the same price if I ate it in the store? 
- Esther, can we talk?
- Will you leave me—
- Quiet, you two!
- (Guy continues talking)...Sounds about right: one iced coffee, one tuna sandwich, and a Slim Jim wrapper. I'm not going to lie to you though, I think someone ate the Slim Jim.
- You getting that, Gene?
- All of it.

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