Congratulations, you made my list.  You know what it means to be on my list?  It means you get congratulated.

I'm doing things to to promote my health, like buying it a suit.  You know why?  That's right, baby, cause my health is getting promoted.  Very good.

Do you know what it's like when Doves cry?  It's like when you see them wiping the tears from their eyes.  They are embarassed.

Have you ever met a Giant Madman?  He's not like a shorter madman.

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