This disposable flask is doing wonders for me.  Cause....it's indisposable!  At 99 cents, I should have bought like 6 of these. I've been recommending it to people.

" Bar looks boring? Can't find an angle to butt in without inflating your bartab?  Barkeep not laughing at your jokes?  That soulless shot?  Doesn't he or she know who you is?  And you'll probably have to tip for that, too?  You're pathetic!

Fear no longer, my friend.  I have something for you.  Don't look yet...ok, look now.  Oh yea.  Yea, you see it.  The possibilities are endless.  Drink in the alley, my friend.  Take your—eat food with that money...Shit, drink in the produce department with that money.  Faggedabudid.  Hey, I can get you like six more of these.... Oh yea, I think I have a pamphlet somewhere—well, we recommend going in the bushes when no one's looking.  "