Maybe I'll get really drunk and go to one of those old people diners that's packed in the mornings.  Always wanted to see what the big deal was.  Those people are the staring type I imagine.  I'll kick all their asses. _____ would prolly want to go.  He's prolly on an 8-hour hike.  Bigvweirdo.  I'm not exaggerating.  He runs too.  Eats like a pig with his fuckin horsemouth and Tom Cruise smile.  No wonder he thinks Tom Cruise is so cool—that and cause he met him.  Every celebrity you meet becomes your favorite.  This one time hevtexts me that he went on an 8-hour hike that day.  I ignored him for a few days.