I'm working on Thanksgiving.  Fuck Thanksgiving.  Fuck every holiday, they can suck my broken butt.  Maybe I'll get a hooker, bring her home, or better yet, take her to IHOP.

- You should get the Turkey.  Top notch here.

-...why?  What's your angle guy?  Is this like the time you asked me if I wanted a cheeseburger and then you threw it st me?

- No baby...baby, I told you I have tourettes