hey, how are ya? Hey I want to look drunk in my picture

oh, I'm going to eat somewhere real fancy tonight.  I just know it.

you're in a laundry room

ive had these headches, weird headches, like shit your parents do that they don't want you to know about.  They come and hit me real hard, then they run away just as quick.

I'm like, "Fuck you headaches!"

- Show em the red card.  Those assholes deserve it.

- Fuck the cards.  Where 's my cane ?