-Do you want cash?
-Let me get that pint of Jack, and you can keep—on second thought, you better just give me all the change.
$1 went to a homeless Armenian man in sweats and no shirt, he smelled like my grandpa before he died—that is to say, piss. I said, Get a goddamn job, Al. You have a negative attitude!
$2 dollars went towards the 7th Tradition.
$19 (including tip) went towards a double shot of jack, w/ sprite back. They were out of diet coke.
$10 (including tip) went to one more single, for the road.
$2 to the Group, for two cans of diet coke.
$9 (including tip) for a single jack straight diet coke back at _____.
$8 for footlong tuna tuna and Lays Classic at Subway. A nickle for the sandwich artist.
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