That's a lot of chips you're playing with,

I said to the man, a work-out coach, 

in the park in the dark 

under a bench on a light

there's a man up the field

straight ahead with his bags of chips

Do you want to be left alone?

Obviously not, he goes.

That's okay, I thought i'd make this park my own, as well....here, check it out..

- You're showing me your penis.

- Oh, sorry.  Wrong one.  Hold on...well, at least we got some comic relief—here! It's a bottle of antifreeze.

-Cute, but you won't get anywhere with that.  

- What you mean?

- Well, they changed the properties in it to make it unpalatable some time ago. Too many husbands and wives were trying to kill each other off for the insurance money.

-Damn...and they were probably having affairs, too?

- Naturally, I presume.

- Damn!