a couple weeks bavk, me and ___ went to a local, and put in 5-10 bucks worth of music in the jukebox, Amy, Radiohead, Michael Jackson—the usual.  The was an asshole demographic there that night, that knew the barkeep slut, as there usually.  We waited patienty, but when it was our musics' turn, ____ noticed the barkeep conviently using a remote control.  We got treted to Beyonce.  I swore revenge.

I'm going to head over there tonight.  Then skip my bill.