I got another cashmere beanie in the mail.  It's charcoal gray. This one's 100%. I don't fool with wool, I says to her.  I wanted to try it out, but really I wanted to show it off.  So I walked down the street, and I put it on.  I couldn't properly discern any reactions from passing cars.  I walked down another street.  I thought I heard a whistle.  I pricked up my ears.  Somebody honked—I was in his driveway.  

Hmm...he didn't broach the subject.