- Sir, America wants to hear your opinion.

- Really?  Are you sure you got the right guy?

- These two men at the table near you are getting engaged tomorrow--

- Good for them.

- What are your thoughts on that?

- I could care less.

- Meaning exactly what?

- I wouldn't march for it or against.  Is it, could care less, or couldn't care less?  That's what I'm interested in. (aside) Here, get a soundbite of me saying both, then air it accordingly.  I don't want to look like the ultimate moron.

- Do you have children?

- None that I know of.

- What if you had children?  What would you tell them?

- ...eat your vitamins?