it wants to make a sandwich

and to eat that fuckin thing!

then sigh and sleep

but it does not have any tuna

and as such

it will dice its cilantro and green onions

and...

make soup!

then it will dip carrots slightly in roasted red pepper hummus

and then some green cantaloupe

it does not know,

is it green melon,

or honey dew,

or cantaloupe? 

it does not know