- How can I help you?

- You certainly can...wait, what?

- Can I help you with something?

- Um, yes.  I want to return this showerhead.

- Which showerhead?

- This here showerhead.

- What's wrong with it.

- It's too powerful.  It fell on my neck and injured me.

- It fell on your neck?

- Yes!  I was eating my Egg McMuffin and showering, and it fell on me.  I had to visit the hospital room.

- You shouldn't eat and shower.

- Hey, don't tread on me; this is America.

- I remember you...You came in here two days ago, trying to return it--I know that cast is not real.

- Wait, what?

- You said you wanted to return it because you accidentally gave yourself an enema two nights in a row.

- No.

- Yea, you said it was too powerful.  We all had a good laugh about it.  Obviously, we can't take it back.

- Who, them?  (turns his head to the patrons and employees) Whach'a laughin aboot?  Speak, Canadian Jamaica!