- Have you heard of me?

- Yes.

- Do you know who I am?

- No.

- How could you have heard of me but not know who I am?

- I don't know.

- Clearly.  Let's try this again.  Do you know who I am?

- No.

- Well, have you heard of me?

- At times.

- I'm Chad NewBrunswick.

- So I've heard.  You look different from the pictures.

- How so?

- Well, I guess you look about the same.

- How many pictures of me have you seen?

- Four.  Or seven.  Or maybe none.

- Do I look the same in any of them?

- Maybe in a couple.  But in the other ones, not so much.

- Which ones?  Come now, out with it.

- (exhausted) The third and the sixth.  

- Do you have them?

- I have had them, I guess you can say.

- Show me.  Would you have been able to show me?

- They are in my right jacketcoat pocket.  If you'll just untie me--

- Not so fast... Is it a jacket or a coat? Speak.

- I am speaking.

- Speak to me, please.

- I refuse to speak.

(Chad NewBrunsWick slaps him)

- Is it a jacket or a coat?

- It's sportswear.  Can't you see my blue windbreakers?

- You mean your aluminum pants?  (snickers to his lackey). Straight out of the Czech Republic.

- I heard that.

- You heard what?

- Your Aside.

- How could you, with your windbreakers.  (snickers, again)

- When are you going to let me go?

- You can go, now.

- No, I can't.  That's not funny.  

- It is from where I'm standing.

-  Boss, I think it's a sportscoat.

- Don't interrupt.

- Who, me?

- Me?

- I said don't interrupt.

- All right.

- Well?

- Well what?  

- You heard the man.

- What?

- What you're wearing, is it a sportscoat or not?

- Maybe it's a jumpsuit from the 80s.

- I said don't interrupt!  And you, answer his question! (slaps him again).  What are you doing standing there, get to work!  Ah, you slapped him in the ear!

- I'll get him again, Boss.  He ain't going nowhere.