- Can I help you with something?

- You sure can...Angineh.

- You can just call me Angie.

- Oh, you too, huh?  Im thinking of something for the kitchen--it's a gift.

- Is it for a man or a woman?

- A woman.  My wife.  It's her birthday.  I was thinking of some new pots and pans so she can cook good meals for my mother; plus I don't want to spend that much on a new laundry machine.

- Oh. 

- Do you think that's a bit crude?

- Well, we have other gifts for the kitchen.  

- Yea, I saw a bronze salad bowl.  We can pack a lot of pork-chops in there.

- How about a nice dining set?  

- How bout those espresso cups over there? We're gonna want her to make some coffee after the laundry.

- This set is very cute.

- Shat cute.

- See, each cup has its own spoon and a small plate under it so you can put a--

- A tea biscuit?  A madeleine?  Yea, yea, I get it.  Although,  it's very white.  And from an aesthetic point, Angineh, it's bland, a bit alani, you know?

- Oh.

- Now, the colors and the circular shapes on the box, I like.  Can't you guys like sirun dzevov design anek?  Like some light blue swirls or circles over other circles in another shade of blue, like bubbles in the water?

- We can't paint over porcelain.

- You don't say.

- But this item is very popular.

- I agree; it is quite elegant.  But is it elegant enough?  And the answer is, yes.  I believe I'll take it.  Now, these macaroons on the box--

- They're not included.

- They never are.  I'll take it, regardless.  Way to earn your commission.

- I'm paid hourly.

- How apropos of the wet snow.

- What?

- Nothing.  How about giftwraping?

- We can gift wrap it, but with a service fee and also the price of the materials.

- The gift-wrap?

- Yes

- How apropos.

- Yes.

- What?

- Excuse me?

- So what is the cost?

- With that size of a box, it'll come to about $13.

- $13?  Maman explode! Is that the best you can do?

- Yes, that's the price.

- You don't have one of those coupon codes or an employee number you can punch in?  I mean, menk bolors hye enk.

- Sorry, it won't let me give any discounts.  

- Okay, when shall I return?

- It'll be ready in about 15 minutes.

- Let me just get a another glance at it, mehat make sure anem...okay, that's good.  It's the one.  I shall return, then.

- Great.