One time I'm driving through Brentwood during work, there's this blonde girl on the bus stop, a good-looking, dignified woman.  Behind her sits an old, bearded fat hobo in a wheel chair, probably missing some teeth, trying to flirt with her and smile.  She's trying her best not to give him a response.  He's got one arm leaning on the back of the bench, and the other is rummaging through the garbage can.

Funniest thing I ever saw.