2prts. Waldendorf's Nighttime Cold and Flu

1prt. mouthwash

some parts.  scraping resin from your pipe

I call it, Desperation, baby.

(In bed)

-(man, in underwear, lying on his side in bed) 

What do you think?

-(woman) Are you trying to pose while you talk to me?

-(tanned face) No. That's absurd!

-Absurd? Where did you get that from?

-I happen to read when I tan...sometimes.

-The only thing you read is Tan Magazine.

-So!

-So?

-I like to do my research.  Some people like to be the best at making tomato sauce.  Some people like to be the best gamers.

-You want to be the best Tan you wanna be.

-Exactly!