That's a good argument in court

Your Honor, important Jesuits of the Court, these are pages of my writing.

Have I been known to wet my whistle a little bit?  Sure.  But upon your reading, you will find that I'm a vessel, a sexy vessel--I have to create art!  I do not deserve to be thrown in with the gangs.

I have never touched anyone--I've gotten beat up a few times--but I have never wished ill-will on anyone.

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it's all bullshit, but it sounds good

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