That was pretty good.  You! You sly dog, you!

She actually wasn't that smart.  She was kind of deformed and retarted.  She had cobweb toes, she was missing a kneecap, her left breast was lopsided, and one of her eyes would always turn into Pong every time she would try to think of a lie to cover up something she let slip.

And she would cut her own hair.