-It says here, you're not supposed to be drinking.
-No, baby, I'm not supposed to be drinking and driving.  It's the law.
-Why are you in pajamas?
-Because it's faster that way.
-So you're not driving?
-No, now I'm utterly consumed by avoiding cars at all cost.
-Good motto.
-I avoid them like the plague; I avoid them like geniuses--or genusi (points to his brain) avoid cliches; I avoid them like America avoids Soccer.
-Let's have sex.  I'll make you pancakes.
-Done.