-Sir, we gouged his eyes out, like you said.
-What do you mean, "Gouged his eyes?"
-We gouged them out.  We took 'em out.
-They're gone?
-Both of them.
-Let me ask you something: Are you a seeing eye-dog?
-(laughs) No...why?
-How the fuck is he going to get my sandwich money if he can't see!
-But, Boss, you said--
-I meant threaten him!  You took the poor guy's eyes out.
-Oh, jeez, Boss...when you say it like that...