On this episode of Paranoid guy that just found out he's not beingchased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret GovernmentIdentity

(Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity): I just want to know the story behind that smoke detector...it has been all over me.

(Government Source): Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity, is that your name?

(Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity): What?

(Government Source): Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity, are we correct in inferring that is your name?

(Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity): Sirs!

(Government Source): Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity, don't be cute.

(Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity): Yes, sirs!  You are correct in assuming, Sirs!

(Government Source):  Indeed.

(Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity): Sirs, ai just thought I was saving time and being effecient with my response, Sirs!

(Government Source): Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity, are you trying to suck my dick, soldier?

(Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity): Sir, No, Sirs!

(Government Source): Are you searching proudly for the shits outta my ass?

(Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity): Sir, No, Sirs!  ....absolutely not, sir.  Holy Jesus!

(Government Source): Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity, are you religious, soldier?

(Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity): Jesus, help me Jesus.

(Government Source): Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity, will you ever drink blueberry beer again?
(Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity): No, Heavens no!
(Government Source):Paranoid guy that just found out he's not being chased by the government, but still Must Assume his Secret Government Identity Hmm, hmm...hmm