I was working at a supermarket deli.  I had it wrapped in a newspaper.

I opened the paper and showed her.

She feigned disgust, then smiled.

-If I pet it, will it purr?

-Like a Ferrari.

-What about a cat?

-No, a ferrari.

-Then I don't want it.  I want it to purr like a cat.

-It's not a cat; it's a goddamn Ferrari.