I think my TV just told me to develop breasts. like just out of the blue commercial's words and scenes, "Develop breasts!"  And I thought about it for less than a second, and then second a later I thought of it as a slight, and I caught a whims of me in a teeny, thiny, blue bikini!

And I told him,

STOP!

I told my TV!  I used sharper words.

I told him to stop.