Hello ladies and gentleman, welcome to tonight's Eatkhash show.  Tonight we're sponsored by J.L. Spring Water, "No vitamins, no minerals.  Straight from the Source."  With me tonight, Mr. J. Levinstein.  

- Call me Lev.

-Tonight we're going to be talking about some of the noteworthy artists to emerge from the latest scene.  Mr. Levinstein, he'll surely give us some insight

- (big grin)

-as we count down the Top 5 songs we are obligated to rank.  I see some N'famous here, some Brotha Flava, Lil' 'bra, and Cereal Killa.  Now we don't have much time--most of the show is just Spring Water.  Lev, what do you have as #5?

- Hello all, it's J. Leventsein, all talents welcome.  At #5 I have Lil' 'bra TrubleZume (fea. Sissyphus) - Pushin the rock.  This song's important because it marked a shift in Lil' 'bra's content, to themes more likely to ellicit a response from a rational audience.  This was at a time when Lil' 'bra was starting to question things.  I recall he rang me over the cord one night, he said, "Lev, yo I be banging this girl, and my moms is in the other room, and I think she can hear.  Yo, this bitch is loud!  What am I doing here?"  I think he knew he had to move out.  Now "Pushin Rocks" elevated him in the minds of his critics, but #4 Lil' 'bra (fea. N'famous Child Eatr) - Taking Sucks, I relish in remembering was the time he realized, critics aren't going to move him out of his mom's house--I am!  This is also the time he got his grillz.

- Now, is it true he bought those from you?

- No, those were a present.  I reward all my artists.  Enjoy some Spring Water.

- I particularly enjoyed the drop of his intelligence, Mr. Levinstein.  Join us next time, where we'll be at the Top 3 in the ranking of things sponsored by Spring Water.  No vitamins, no minerals.  Straight from the Source

-(Levinstein, aside) Now you should say "Straight from the Source" and refer it to your show.  Urban people love that kind of stuff.  Now, do you have any management?