This is how I imagine it will go down:

- (Howard) Eathkhash, you have mooned me.

- (Eatkhash) Suck bricks!

-(Howard) Oh, what a witty wording

- ((Eatkhash) Suck a fuck, Howard.

- ((Howard) Eatkhash, you are a fine specimen, putting me to shame.

- (Eatkhash) Suck the shits outta my ass, Howard!

- (Howard) Eatkhash, you are Langsten Hughes!

and then some bass lines,

and we start jammin