Things to do to curb cravings

(AKA Things to do to do not do the things I should not do, whereby "Not" is a positive, and affirming)

1. Put a sock over my dog's face and watch her go, "Wha happen??"

2. Think of ways to increase sales.

3. Look up attorneys.

4. Sing the "Log Song"

5. Research specific branches of counseling suited to my wants or needs, but more like wants

6. Take the sock off the poor dog's face.

7. Write a strongly-worded letter to someone high up.

8. Actively avoid dwelling on certain stimuli or languishing in a memory.

And the Winner is,

 
   "What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
    What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
    It's Log, Log, Log! 

 It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
    It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
    Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
    Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"