The Tom Chips woth Tom Hanks, the Tom Hanks and Chips show!

Tom Hanks, (late for class, coffee breath for the children:). Well, children!  Let's not stand around, I know you think I'm adorable!  With my new business venture, your parents ain't paying for pleasure.  They are paying--Hey!  Stupid kid.  This is the Tom Hanks Show!
They are paying to see me talk to their children, which is you!
So--no, no no no, don't cry.
This is James Worthy, tfrom the Lakers and your nightmares, telling you to shut your eyes.
Be good for your parents, 
or we'll fuck you up.

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