Los Blancos are in town.  Saturday night, Dodger stadium.  Eatkhash finally gets the call.

Zidane is standing, clapping...Ronaldo comes in for a picture

-Get the hell out of my spotlight, Ronaldo!

I say to him, magnanimously.

It's the bottom of the 9th,

I get the final shot,

the bases are loaded!
The crowd is going wild,
Andre the Giant is lugging a bathtub,
James Worthy is eating children,

free throw, shwish!

touchdown!

touchdown!

touchdown!