Live from the Comedy Store

--I read in the newspaper today, "Fred vows to kill a lion everyday to make the Brazil world cup squad."
  Wow, I've heard of press conferences, but he really stepped it up a notch!  Next time, you gotta assume he'll be slaughtering a goat!
- Who's Fred?
-- Usually in press conferences it's the Bolton manager, hoping his team wins the game!  Hey!  Let go of me!  Don't you people read the Telegraph?

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